May 23, 2007

Toe-FU... A Refresher Course!

Damn it ladies... is this really necessary?

On my way to work this morning, I witnessed the most repugnant feet ever!! Blatantly disrespecting any and ALL codes of ethics, fashion and sisterhood among females everywhere... this woman had wite-out blotched (not painted... not that painting wite-out is OK! ...but DAMN!) onto her crusty, nasty toes!!

Ladies, there are a few realities that need to be faced here! It's sandal season ...It's HOT!! ...It's proven that unpleasant sights may stimulate immediate reactions of nausea and vomiting ...especially in the heat! Now I know you don't want anyone getting sick all over your brand new Choo's, just because you didn't get a pedicure!

As ladies, we are known to be compassionate creatures, PLEASE be a friend... PLEASE be a sister. Do not allow anyone, that you may ever be seen with (in your circle or not), to feel that it is OK to have crusty nasty toes! Completely Nude or Perfectly Painted! Those are your options ...that's IT!

For some of you, having presentable feet this season may be a lot harder than others. All that means is ... "By Any Means Necessary!!" Trust me, you'll feel a whole lot better!! Besides, I know you all got this memo many moons ago... be gentile with thy feet!

AND THEN... make that pedicure shine in these super cute and comfy gold sandals by Anya Hindmarch! it with Style, and seal it with a Kiss!

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